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It can’t all be serious right? I love to see the funny side in everything. There is enough negativity going around, so there is also a lot of humour to experience. If you can find it.

Wrong Country My Man

Wrong Country My Man

You’re in the wrong country my man, is not what you want to hear after an 8 hour flight. I don’t choose the countries I work in, I simply get sent there. However, this particular job was something different. I got a call to go complete a project on an …

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I Have 5kg Of Cocaine

I Have 5kg Of Cocaine

I have 5kg of cocaine packed, along with everything else I would need for my 4 week trip. This was news to me, but standing in the queue for immigration it was brought to my attention. This was a trip I was never to forget. It all started as usual …

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A Stomach Bug And A 6 Inch Finger

A Stomach Bug And A 6 Inch Finger

A stomach bug and a 6 inch finger was the “highlight” of my trip offshore. Nothing pleases me more, than being glued to the toilet seat. Unable to move, for fear of losing all bowel control movements. Needless to say, I survived another bout of sickness whilst abroad. It was …

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Don’t Feed The Camels They Said

Don't Feed The Camels They Said

“Don’t feed the camels”, they said. But I didn’t listen. Why wouldn’t I feed these desert dwelling mammals? We all need to eat right? Well as it turns out, I probably should of listened. As you will find out. I was back in the Sahara on another adventure, but this …

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What I Hate About Airports

Isn't people watching at airports fun

Here is a small rant about what I hate about airports. It always fascinates me to see how people are at airports. Not to mention, the amount of man hours that is wasted during airport transitions. I love sitting down and just watching people go about their travel routines. The …

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